Netflix Is A Daily Joke Chelsea Handler: A Joke About "The Feeling"
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May 6, 2026 
Chelsea Handler, comedian and writer known for blunt, physical comedy, performs a risqué bit from her special. She candidly revisits childhood discovery and obsession with self-pleasure. She shares awkward family moments, school hacks to hide her habit, and a surprising long hiatus from touching herself. The set is frank, funny, and uncomfortably relatable.
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First Discovery Of The Feeling
- Chelsea Handler describes discovering "the feeling" at an eight-year-old sleepover where all the girls lay face down masturbating.
- She stayed in that position from 7:30 PM until 7:30 AM, returning home with rug burns and dehydration from sweating into her pajamas.
Childhood Masturbation Routines
- Chelsea explains how young masturbation felt like a repetitive compulsion: one quick climax followed by shame and then the urge to do it again.
- She gives concrete examples: using a ruler in school desks for a discreet "spin" and riding a banana-seat bike in a pothole to simulate the sensation.
Thanksgiving Ladle Incident
- Chelsea recounts a Thanksgiving humiliation when she tried to conceal masturbating with a ladle under her thigh at the family table.
- She woke to her family's shame, her mother telling her to do that in private and her brother declaring she "does it all the time."