It's On, JEANS! Once a week shows are back and here's the first one.

We help Christina's old college BF find a lady as he is now Sinnnnnnnglllllleeee again. Would you like to date him? It's an option.

Tommy is busy writing songs that are so good, he doesn't even name them. He just gives them to the Universe. Will he collaborate with the Braxton's? We're WORKING ON IT!

Go On, Gurl is a pretty good movie, but you'll want pizza with lots of pepperoni on it - Just a Heads up.

If you're white, just be respectful to cops. Seriously, what's your problem?

Plus don't use your hands to grab communal food, dumb dumb.

POP, Hold it down some more.

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