Santa's Not Real

"We said to stop it a while ago. It just doesn't feel really super appropriate right now, Scott." "That guy's a fucking idiot, man. Santa is real and he's looking at you right now... He knows what you're thinking about ... And oh my god, you're really thinking about that?" 'He's literally the definition of the communist country of China spying on citizens,' says actor Ted Danson. "[Santa] really is a big brother. He's a freak'