The Worst Things That Happen to People at Christmas

Over 50% of chuckle mail submissions are like the day before Christmas, where my grandma died. Let's hear some of them. This is from Megan in Pennsylvania. When I was seven, I went on a trip with my family to get our Christmas tree. And for the next 10 to 15 minutes, my dad had to struggle to find the right timing to go run into the highway and retrieve the rogue tree. Shitty Pennsylvania. Taxpayer potholes. Got a game. You're giving it more than... Dear Pickle.