You Shouldn't Eat Other People's Chowder

There are multiple lessons to learn here. The idea of I don't want to be on a ship for two days, but if I can go bowling on that ship, maybe I will. If there's a tub, if it's opulent, if there are servants, if I can drink as much as I want whenever I want, sure. For some reason, I feel like people in the early 20th century did that anyway. Getting drunk on a cruise ship would be a recipe for disaster. Get your sea legs.