1111 - Sleepy Wish
Sleep With Me
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The Turtle Wax Is Not for Waxing Turtles
The old turtle wax has come up in a few intros. I don't need you putting your, whatever that is, your internal fog on there and then polishing it. But if it was some place open, you know, where you say, okay, you could go ahead and polish up that safe place. It turns out it makes turtles very unattractive to their mates, makes them hard to find a mate. The company called me and they said, it's not turtle wax. Turtle wax is not for waxing turtles. And actually they were very patriot, they said, son. They said, but it's called turtle wax. And I'm pretty sure it has a shiny
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