The Dwarf's Warning

Princess Peay was kidnapped by a dwarf. He told her she could stay in this room for the rest of her life or love him and they would travel the world together as man and wife. She slapped him across the face, sending him tumbling backwards into his own cake. In all the commotion with the slap and the scream, he'd forgotten to retract his beard,. About three feet out from the table, he got caught up on it and stumbled awkwardly. The princess had to stifle laugh as she watched her tiny dwarf kidnapper trip on his own beard and face plan on the stone floor. It dawned on her that something came loose from his belt before running away.