The Mayor's Office of Mudlark

"I'm willing in this situation To deputize the three of you As official Enforcers Of the mayor's office of mudlark to ensure That everything goes the way it should. I am willing To set you up With the finest lodgings In mudlock For free For free Room and board And a front row festival Or a front row seat For each of you To the hot dog parade VIP If there were a VIP section I assure you You would be included What say you?" "We need like a per diem Okay fine five coins per day Per diem for expenses Yeah," he says. 'You didn't say how much we'd get paid, so what do you