Hedgehogs Are the Worst Pets

Hetty the hedgehog that Chris bought me because I wanted a dog. Hetty had a fit on the carpet and then I thought the Hetty was dying. But then when I picked Hetty up, Hetter had been having a relationship with the carpets. Like the ratio of penis to hedgehog was quite something. So hang on, what happened to this pointless pet hedgehog of yours? Never, ever, ever get one, ever. They are horrific pets. That's just kind of the end. Just gonna put it out there. Yeah, he didn't fulfill my every hope and dream. I just wanted a puppy like that. I'm playing