Introduction

In the interest of safety, we do not have an audience. We sent home our cast, most of our crew. But i came here from california, and you think i was going to fly three thousand miles and not beyond? T well, you got another thing coming. And i am not alone, isn't that right? Tina yei is here, and this is not the smallest audience i have ever performed for because i have done improve in amaseso. Get up. Ah, thank you. Thanks for coming. I know ba is not all that bad. People magazine just named you the most sexessd man of the year. A imen. Tom hanks