The Benefits of Eating John Bon Jovi's Feces

When John Bon Jovi was brought back from the dead, he was unable to have a bowel movement for 36 days. The fecal matter he expelled was filled with high concentrations of a less potent version of the super healing serum. Bette Midler, Raleigh, Molly Ringwald, Emilio Estebes, Tip O'Neill, and Kelly McGillis were all regular guests at his dinner parties in 1986. We're all regularly eating John Bon Jovi's shit now that we know it can cure Alzheimer's. RBS Bogo whole meal to go will be available anytime you double up your beef sandwich order with RBS Boga beef days.