The White Devil Is Not Real, but I'm Straight.

"I'm a journalist like David, but I'm straight," writes Jano Brian. "The more shrieking that homosexuals do, the more our target audience is secure that a popular and well conceived project is not compromising to their masculinity", he adds. 'We're just having a bunch of dudes tickle you for five minutes,' says another reporter who doesn't exist. "'Under the armpits is my Achilles heel' ... Anyway, the white devil."