The Killings Have Stopped Now

Edward's mom calls the police and says you need to come over right now because Edward just assaulted my mom he just assaulted his 79 year old grandma so they arrest him who the mother of Edward yeah. They got his DNA and it was a matchholy forking short holy forking shortYeah but um he gets arrested bail was set up one million dollars and now press get a hold of this right and they're like oh my god we're so smart the killings have stopped since Edward has been jailed so it must be everybody take a chill pill we caught the killer Edward the weirdo the freshman.