The Best New Year Ever

This year Tom resolves to master the art of serenading both babies, toddlers and tweens aka the caretakers triple crown. Beardman Dan has pledged that this will be the year that his beard becomes an entire plane of existence in and of itself. Scott D. Elish who draws power from the failed resolutions of others they spend most of January handing out honey baked hams to people on treadmills. Here and see a traveling gnome salesman who has resolved to stop swindling crickfolk or at least stop selling them arcane that's just beach sand and food coloring.