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Harnie was ordered to remain in Texas When the US forces did invade Texas But instead he invaded Texas Interesting This led to a second court martial And he got off again for being super patriotic. He continued to disobey orders And continue to attack Mexico Without authorization Because when you fucking tell a dude He's captured America And he's gonna go crazy Yeah Oh man Nah dude The only thing you're guilty of Is loving this country is like well I'm gonna go fuck some shit up God love you for it too brother Go get it Godspeed Hilariously due to his reckless assaults He won a brevet rank of Brigadier General So he went on to fight against the Sioux and they gave him