The Monstrosity of a Bike

Barry is a bike that can be used on a golf course, but also put your clubs on. He was bought by the team at prostate cancer for three bottles of wine. Barry became ours and we actually took on Barry's sister as well. We've got Barry, who's the blue bike and Ethel that's the yellow bike because we wanted to take the best parts of Ethel. I'm a thousand bit weird.