The Only Capital City in the World That Loves Wolf Blitzer!

D.C. was designed by Pierre L'Enfant in 1791 to create an official capital for this nation of ours. The only city in the world that loves Wolf Blitzer as much as we do at Men in Blazers. FIFA, you knobs. Do you not understand the Bruce Bloody Arena built this city? I built this city. Aww. Every bar you've frequented is now out of business, Roger. There's nothing like Mid to a Roger. We are overjoyed to be here with all of you tonight.