The Elf Surveillance Cam

A product was released called the elf surveillance camera, which is a fake c c t v camera to make children think that an elf is watching them at all times. A deep dive story talked about how this like contributes to the shaping of children as governable subjects and to accept, not question, increasingly intrusive modes of surveillance. Those are quotes from their fkand ba isa. We hope we don't have any children listeners. If we do, if we do, well that elf should not have a head to morrow morning.