We Didn't Stop Counting Votes in the Biggest Election Ever

A press report went out that vote counting had stopped, the observers had laughed, and that there was a pipe that had burst in the arena. Text messages revealed that there was no pipe burst at all. It was a minor incident. Investigations by their actual office luded that they stopped counting due to a pipe burst that wasn't a pipe burst at all, but a uranal that it overflowed. Ipe burst. A pp collector was overflowing. Soll we stop counting votes and sent observers home. And nobody's curious about this at all.