John Staart, You Are So Uninformed?

The story goes that john stuart bought a thousand dollar dog with his b l m funds. The rest of the story says that it turned out not to be a good family dog, so he gave it back. I feel as if there's something missing in the context of the story because it's a little too neat. So which one of your conspiracies theories do you think is right there? Now, i don't know the answer, do you? Cause i've heard from credible sources that it's full of pork. And now, if john stuart looked at it to find out if there was pork in there, and says it's not there, he's a credible source too