I Love Balenor, but I Love Bev's Offspring

I love the idea of us meeting present day Balenor and he's like 36. We just met him like 10 years from now. I would probably trade my existence for my people to have live in the middle place. John N asks, if the band of boobs each got one wish, no rules, what would that be? And Murph, how would you monkey paw those wishes?