The Last Thing I Remember

I went to a house party with a bunch of friends and I downed like half a bottle of Sambuca. The last thing I remember is that my big toe was split down the middle, like the nail. My whole foot was covered in blood, but I woke up with all my clothes on. So I have no idea how that happened. Maybe I like the door to try and get out. That was over 10 years ago. I'm involved now. No shit in your pants. There's no evolution. Damn. This is awful, awful stuff."