The Queen Is an Alcoholic

The Queen is a heavy drinker. She hits the Sherry by about half 11 most days. By midday, she's on to a second or third. It's important to point out that you're just being humorous. Elton John, Sir Paul McCartney and Mick Jagger will be performing at Jubilee. The queen gives makes a list of honours every year for people who have made a lot in this country. Usually it's because they've made a lot of money for the country. Or cultural ambassador in some way. But OBE and MBE are the most common ones. You can also get knighthoods - but I don't know if we should call them that