The Matter of Love

"They say that love is in crazy places, Dave. Hey listen, you're working on the railroad, you're making some scratch, you're spending it and you're called the Colonel for the rest of your life." "It's a little strange that you go to a whore to lose your V and then you become that guy," he says. "'I really think she likes me,' I'm going to marry her.' She let me put it in her.," David Letterman adds. 'Oh boy. It felt so gooey'