What Size Does Your Big Wife Wear?

I've been fat for a long time, and i used to work at the store called lame bryant. A lem bri is a store for women who are living their best lives. They used to always put me in front of those huge wall ot jeans that i have to fold and unfold every time i unfold them. I was like, jesus crost, this is like a denum tablecloth. Who the fuck does this fit me?