Masturbation: A Chore

I have a theory that people who have sex with other people are just bad at masturbating. Maybe if you were a little bit better at masturbating, you wouldn't need another person. There's literally nothing that humans do that they don't get better at if they work getting better at it. So that's why it works as a stand-up comedy. But it doesn't work when AI tries to both sides of it. Well, you got differences in individuals. It's funny because it's true but not true for all people.