How to Introduce a Black Bear

Use any kind of bear you want. Polar bear, grisly. First time, try it with a black bear. You don't need to make his voice quite so racist. Be more xenophobic about it. Get yourself a Russian bear. Oh boy, look at the size of that salmon. I can't wait to eat it. Or get yourself a Chinese bear. Don't do those accents. Miss your Indian, you know, your parents are. We've all got a white friend who's done his Indian accent, haven't we? At some point in your life, it's never worked out, has it? Artistically or morally. It's all like, oh,