Google Bard's Speedy Synopsis of the New Testament

We asked Bard to summarize the new Testament. It did in five seconds and 17 words. Google could already translate anything that you put into it. We've all used it. The only prompt we gave was finish this story. In five seconds, holy cow shoes were a gift from my wife, but we never had a baby. They were from the six word prompt. All of these characters are implied from those six words. That's why it's powerful and concise,. Because it doesn't need to say anymore, because you get what it's saying.