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Jarvis Johnson Lived in the Metaverse for a Week

Brain Leak

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The Benefits of a Lump Alarm in the Bathroom

I think the reason that people shit on the floor is because they're like ew gross. What if when you install a fecal detector in the bathroom? So it's like the planet fitness, lunk alarm. That detects poop on the floor. And then when that happens, the door shuts and seals and it turns into a saw jigsaw room. They have to saw their own leg off together. Or it's like, at the very least, it shows you a visualization of the shit on thefloor. Like imagine it's like a black or white thing with black spots. It just says, eat your own shit. Oh, God. I'm going to commit an I owe

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