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Jim Gaffigan: A Joke about the Pandemic

Netflix Is A Daily Joke

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I Got a Scale and Some Make Up

My wife bought me a scale, so the romance is still alive. I don't know why there's an ap. Maybe so i can be the victim of ransom. We're telling everyone how fat you arebta, i set up the ap, stood on the scale. My weight showed up on the phone. Hundred, 50 pounds. Aright? Itwas over 200. And underneath my weight on the phond, there was this word in small red lettering: obese. Right across the tini just looked at his daughter, ali, i got up date this atthen i ran to the kitchen and stuffed food in my mouth till i stopped feeling anythingstill wearing mass. There

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