How to Survive a Squirrel

License rehabbers will talk about guests, but most don't want to be identified for fear of antagonizing him. He recalls one February night in February of 2013 when DEC officers who he calls squirrel Nazis arrived at his door wanting to check on the well-being of a squirrel. "I just sucked and I was like oh god damn it That's an eyeball the problem is something you'll suck an eyeball it too in my"