The Disappointment of Keith Oldberman as My Mascot

Keith Oldberman has been my mascot for years. But today he's been called out for being a racist. He criticized a young woman who was a college basketball player and she did something mocking an opponent on the other team. Well, let me tell you, if you criticize a black woman for doing something unprofessional or unsportsmanlike in my mascot's opinion, you will be called a racist. You should be called also a sexist, but I think they forgot that part. So there's a racist sexist piece of crap who used to meet my respected mascot. And so I need a new mascot now.