Allies, Oil, and Broader Strategic Stakes

-Matt takes off his glasses, Kmele panics

-Moynihan is furious we started a war during his aggressive vomiting window

-The Great Unwrapping of Liberated Iranian Women as the most convincing reason for war

-Marco Rubio sells the rationale in Möbius-strip logic

-the Dee Snider Doctrine

-The Death of the War Powers Resolution

-Is Rep. Anna Paulina Luna serious r…