The Hipster Pack's Names

Ariadne is a-r-i-a-d-n-e. Latidia did not latch on to her mother's breast. Timothi would be spelled L-E-T-I-S-H-A. I just can't imagine the first day of school every year for a person that is named this. Pandora. Ariadne. Are you fucking kidding? Is there Ariadne?Ariadne. It's like Latidia. What's the name? Read me the name, Stephen. This is spelling bee. Can you give me the origin?"