The Big Red Dog

Clifford Archerwood is a great name. Why have all these people got such amazing names? Cliff Short of Clifton. Clifford the big red dog was an island thing. Is that an American thing? No, well, it was probably American at some point,. but it was over here. It's a really big red dog. I'm too old for it, but I've seen it. So now that we've explained that phenomenon, we can move on.