Local News and Nantucket Cocaine Report

Cheese is MIA, so Chad bring the ladies in to take over, and chaos follows:

• StepStone celebrates record applications… during record job desperation. Spin level: Olympic gold.
• AI agent harassment enters the chat.
• IBM’s COBOL cash cow meets AI with a chainsaw.
• Google’s “CareerDreamer” Copy prompt → paste → profit?
• Kombo vs. Humand at 2 am
• Tech layoffs are giving Hunger Games energy.
• CEOs call unemployment “momentum.” Workers call it “rent’s due.”
• AI in hiring: helpful assistant or reputation wrecking hallucination machine?

Stay tuned.