I Don't Know How to Do Advanced Christianity, but You Can't Slap Me, I'm Not Turning the Other Cheek.

After the Miss Universe fiasco, within 48 hours, my name had been Googled four billion times. T-Mobile came along and said, we'd like to take your mistake and turn it into good. I don't give a damn if we do a whole reenactment of that night. If you ever want to be something, you're going to have to get some dirt on you. You've got to understand what the rain and the dirt is for. When he send down rain, flowers grow. Trees get bigger. Man, quit tripping. Dirt is fertilizer. Get that out your mind. It ain't finna be rosy for you. And when you strike