How to Make a Fucking Excel Spreadsheet

I've always been super competitive and always looking at the leaderboard, partly because how I was raised playing golf. It's why I stock cooking French food because I'm never going to be better than rich turisie. There were 10, 15 people ahead of me at Cafe Blue, there's no way I was going to beat them doing that game,. So I was like, all right, I got to do something else, move to Japan, do things that no one else is doing. That mentality's never left. And I think the only time I've ever made a fucking Excel spreadsheet was putting all the great chefs and all their recipes that they made that I thought were like world