The Importance of Erling Holland

Erling Holland has rewritten everything about centre forward play. I have not seen a more dominant big man change the entire game since Shaquille O'Neal burst onto the scene and the NBA started breaking back forwards. How are defenders meant to defend this? You don't basically. Don't get him angry. Next season he's going to get 45 Premier League goals. Just how good will Erling be? Oh gosh, that's a scary thought. He'll just do three seasons and then he'll go. And that will be a shame from the Premier League's point of view.