BBC Newscast - Adam Fleming and Justine Greening in the Studio

Newscast from the BBC. He got trounced by the former Prime Minister who herself got beaten by a lettuce. Green economy. Tofuun eating. Mo karate. I'm actually very right-wing. You do come up with the most remarkable twaddle. Today I feel gay. The Prime Minister is not under a desk. I'm here because I'm live carrying Megan, and I don't care what anybody says about me. And if you've got spotted any other BBC correspondence that could be reporting on their own name, let us know.