The Coyote's Vagina

The Comanche started wearing feathered head dresses instead of their traditional black buffalo wool cap. With the buffalo being slaughtered on a commercial scale, within two years they were basically wiped out in Texas and food became short. The medicine man said he was bulletproof and able to control the elements much like a coyote vagina. He claimed he could belch up bullets and cartridges and then re-swallow them.