What Do You Say to a Drunk Piper?

This is Ridiculous Crime, a podcast about absurd and outrageous capers, heists, and cons. Two men dressed up as highland pipers went to a post-wedding McDonald's in Brockston, Scotland. The trouble was they stopped to pipe them! So... Flower of Scotland is just like violently reverberating throughout the whole place. Four drunk Scots come over here and try to attack the pipers. They start swinging back and they put down four guys. These two drunk pipers put down four other men who were roughly about their same age. And the four guys who were all suddenly having a much worse time, they all get arrested.