You've Owned My NPC, Dude!

You see, Danny does it. What? That was a little slippery. As I'm striding up, nice, I'm going to just jump over the puddle. I grab him by the nape of the neck, put him face down, and I walk across Danny. You have owned my NPC. Don't say I got womped. I'll cheat and kill you guys, okay? You know what I'm doing behind this screen. You got freaking swooshed on. Swooshed on a goo. So you guys continue through the deep muck. Your horse does not sink. And eventually you approach the old half sunken keep. There are no trees around