Olujambos: A Disgrace

BBC bosses have met in darkened rooms, discussed and condemned us to death. There's been no right of appeal. No lawyers have been allowed to represent us and plead our innocence. We have been murdered, assassinated, exterminated in cold blood. Shocking, appalling. Disgraspal. Is there anything we can do, Olujambos? Well, I think we should refer them to the world caught at the Hague for crimes against humanity. For crimes against humanity? Exactly. Outrageous. Scandalous. Monstras. Wicked. How would you like to be remembered, Kyo-ski-bakimad? Or once was handsome, charming, tolerant