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In the Text Me Back universe, Meagan and Lindy are but 22 days into the year. Ahhh so young so innocent. Their New Year's Resolutions clinging so bravely on.

BUT FIRST. Not one, but TWO surprise microsegments from these two crazy ladies. Find out what little treat Lindy is finding criminally underrated, and which 2025 film has left Meagan losing faith in the integrity of the Oscars. Tell us which film you’re committing crimes to help win best picture in the discord at patreon.com/textmebackpod #oscarssocars 

And in our headlining segment of the week, gird your loins and check your bedsheets, we’re bringing back one of our OG segments. That’s right…it’s time for SNAKE OF THE WEEK.

OUR CONTENDERS FOR SNAKE OF THE WEEK:

• SOTW #1
• SOTW #2
• SOTW #3
• SOTW #4
• SOTW #5

As always, email us with your thoughts, and with any personal snakes of the week you’d like us to be aware of via deartextmeback@gmail.com.

And on an animal-related note: How much onion can a dog eat? Licensed vets, please contact the BFF party phone at (703) 829-0003 if you’d like to be our resident veterinarian, we have a loooot of ailing animals.

NEVER LISTENED TO THE POD BEFORE? HERE IS YOUR STARTER KIT TO BEING BFFS WITH US!

• Listen to our full 2026 resolutions in Lindy and Meagan will Run Venezuela
• Meet Kevin in: Lindy and Meagan Need to Talk About Kevin
• Learn why they keep saying BBW in Lindy and Meagan Are Officially BBWs
• Discover the Kayak Dad Lore in: It’s Our First Episode!

WE NEED OUR ACCOLADES! It helps people find the show.

• ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Spotify
• ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Apple Podcasts
• Give us Rave Reviews and Accolades on Apple Podcasts! 

“This podcast gives me the same feeling as when I get to catch up with my long distance best friend!

Thank you for making it ♥️”

STSCHWARTZ THAT IS BECAUSE YOU **ARE OUR** LONG DISTANCE BEST FRIEND! ♥️ ♥️ ♥️ 

STUFF TO CHECK OUT:

• Pre-Order Lindy’s book!!!! Adult Braces
• Lindy’s book tour info
• Follow Meagan on Letterboxd
• New Year’s Resolution Fail dress
• NEWSLETTER ME BACK (A FREE WAY TO SUPPORT THE SHOW!)
• Check out SWAMP PERSON 
• Subscribe to Lindy’s newsletter butt news!
• Check out our MERCH so we can make MORE merch!! (Patrons get a discount, so check us out at patreon.com/textmebackpod)
• Listen Ad-Free by joining our $12 Patreon tier Freakaconda!
• Subscribe to Lindy’s newsletter butt news!
• Join our Discord! We’re obsessed with these people.

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If you like this episode and want us to keep making the show forever, please subscribe to our Patreon. This podcast will always be free, but we need your help to produce it -- and if you support our Patreon, you'll get all kinds of goodies in addition to the show itself! Learn more about the different tiers and rewards here: https://www.patreon.com/TextMeBackPod

Also! Please keep in touch with us! You can text OR CALL us at the Best Friend Party Phone: (703) 829-0003.

We're on Instagram at @textmebackpod!

You can email us at deartextmeback@gmail.com!

WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU SO BAD!

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TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is produced by Alli Slice.

Our music is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative advisor. Our digital strategist is Chance Nichols.

You can also follow the podcast on Instagram and TikTok @textmebackpod. And for even more bestie content, follow Lindy and Meagan on Instagram at @thelindywest and @importantmeagan!

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