Bedtime Bible Stories (that will terrify your kids)
TheThinkingAtheist
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The King of All Fucking Israel
"This is about me being king right i saw the outline of his head nodding my eyes still adjusting to the dark straight from elisha he nodded again okay then i said he dribbled the oil all over my head and chanted the blessing words from yahweh from elisha actually but whatever" "I stood in the doorway with a big happy rush going on in my head and watched my guys laughing at the kids dust as he hauled ass out of there they're not big on profits" 'i remember pretty much word for word she'll get eaten by dogs and jesrael and there won't be anything left to bury' “There was this huge grin on my face
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