I've Done It!

Alexander was caught less than an hour after he broke into his neighbour's house. His neighbour looked over the garden fence and saw Alexander wearing his stripy jumper and retuning his own TV. It has been freezing up all across you at my mate in Poland, it's minus 20 or something at the moment. I think what disturbed me is the night of the cold snap - like loads of homeless people died. When it gets that cold, you just die. That's the kind of thing I'm talking about when we're talking about the Olympics. Desperately drag some kind of positive...