How to Save Your Marriage

How do I get mommy and daddy to stop fighting? You get them to go on this game show that's hosted by Drew Carey. What if you become the instigator where it's like, oh, he's always leaving his shoes out? So then what he finally starts putting them away, you like pull them out and like to shovel them again. And then you just keep playing the fucking puppet master. It's either you hit, you ring the divorce bell at the end or you renew the vows then and thereYou bring it like a pastor comes on or Drew Carey. Maybe your dad rollerblades in the renewal of vows. Sounds kind of tight. Is it performative for