Is This a Style Thing?

It's the night before harry is turning 11. There's a sound at the door. And vernon has a gun, but haggard just ties it in a knot and puts it away. He then proceeds to sit down and make sausages and make fun of the dursleys. It's harry's birthday. How is this hard for you? This is like such an easy thing to five centbut i feel like that's all anyone needs. But, like, what about the cake? He brings him a cake. I got smug though. No, i cano vote for me because i'm so english, i dont i'm sorry. Can i have