The Loss of a Swan in Upstate New York

Three teenagers were arrested Tuesday on charges, including grand larceny and criminal mischief in connection with the swan napping. The baby swans were recovered but officials say that the mama swan was taken to the aunt's house and the aunt prepared it. I blame high food prices. You got to put something on the grill chicken beef. Two damn high, you know what I'm saying? Folks is going to eat what they can. Big ass swan and four baby swans might be pretty tasty.